Dear Helen Hartman,
I am sick and tired of serving the same old food to my family day after day.
Love an idea for something unusual for the weekend.Dear Loved One,
You do remember that Helen has at her fingertips a collection of some of the most unspeakable recipes known to housewife-kind and she is not afraid to use them (and by use them I mean show you the photographs in order to make you stop asking Helen cooking advice), right? I am not foolin' around here. Some of these things are... well, take a look -
Look what you did, you made Helen get out the Salmon Banana Salad. Now go wash your mind out with chocolate. Helen is going to lie down and take some medicine.
|Take two of these and call a cab in the morning.|