Well, maybe by the time I get this done, it won't be! Head hurts, eyes bleary, nerves on edge.
|...take off that silly hat and get relief instantly!|
That's the kind of day it's been - and I don't even
have a hang over to blame it on! Honest. I was at the flea market this weekend... and I can prove it, see what great finds I found!
|Ford Times, 1960s - sassy, artsy, tipsy... um filled with tips that is. Can't wait to share.|
|Lots of new informative material including a brush catalog, and a pamphlet that confirms what we all know, women are the source of all troubles and you'd better be insured against their nonsense!|
Of course, when I wasn't shopping I was eating. Oh. Suddenly the not sleeping well and the general malaise makes sense. I need more sugar!
|Luckily I found this at the flea market too!|
|No, you did not misread that. You can go on a sugar-based diet and slenderize your worries away! I am an actual picture of a doctor as portrayed in the booklet so you know you can trust the information within.|
That's right, boys and girls, Sugar. Why didn't anyone think of this before? So easy to use - just put some in your coffee. Put some in your tea.
|Me? I just have it piping hot by the cupful! Are those bags under my eyes from lack of sleep? NO, of course not. I like to think of them as bags of energy!|
Sugar adds flavor to everything you eat.
|No, ladies, do not put sugar on your salad... save that for your salad dressing!|
Or better yet, try wearing salad on your head and ordering something out - like a nice, slimming meal.
She'll feel like her old self in no time.
|Who ARE you people at my table and why are you giving off that glow? Adds a whole new twist to nuclear family, doesn't it?|
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