|Hello, this is Helen, putting the cuss in customer service. You have a problem? Write me a letter.|
But she sure did love the realization that I don't have to go to work today! Bonus Day!
Heard on the radio on Friday that if you really want to have a popular blog you should just post cute animal pics. And you know Helen does so want to be popular.
|Popular? Sigh. That's the one where people like you and you don't have to like them back, right?|
So instead of solving anyone's problems today and in honor of the end of summer, I'm going to share some vacation snaps - with a Helen twist!
|Vacations are a time to howl, but you're a little pitchy, dawg.|
|She's not sure but from the TV show of the same name, Kitty is thinking The Jersey Shore is the world's biggest litter box. Purrrrfect Indeed.|
|I don't care what the 'in' crowd is doing, this bitch does it her way.|
|Pssst, the good catnip is over in the next garden.|
|"I caught one, after hours of trying to get you a fish, I finally caught one!" |
"Whatever, silly human, Fluffums is now in the mood for canned liver. Fluffums will be in this tree until you produce some of that."
|Wanna learn a trick? he says. All you have to do is jump, he says. Weinie dogs don't juuuuuuuuuuummmmppp!|
|Everything was going so well until the guy dangling string in the boat to their right dropped it. |
Happy Bonus Day if you get one - if you don't.... um, don't call Helen to whine about it because she won't be there!