Sunday, October 28, 2012

Are you Read for Sandy?


Loved Ones- for those who are on watch for SANDY coming your way - 


Apparently these ladies aren't exactly sure where west is - That kind of makes me question the always virgin claim as well!


I hope you are all safe and taking every precaution against the storm

Crank that can up to hurricane strength.

Pack in emergency supplies. I know you'll be smart in your choices.


You know when they have to underline the bits about fresh milk and put "very big on flavor" in quotes that they really mean what they're saying.

And food you can't live without -

I have looked at this ad a dozen times and I just now realized it was for paper towels and not BACON! 
You stock up on paper goods and meet me in the storm shelter, Helen will save your bacon as only she can, with...

THAT's for YOU. Helen will be bringing a gallon sized thermos of bourbon.
BE SAFE - HELEN IS SENDING PROTECTIVE THOUGHTS YOUR WAY (and keeping the bacon and booze for herself!)

27 comments:

  1. I am laughing thinking about how to make a cool bar drink that mixes warm bacon fat and booze. I suppose the consistency would be kind of like kahlua. Instead of an olive they'd put a meatball - two meatballs would be a dirty bacon. Okay, I'm grossing myself out here. Beauty curl, Starlac, Kleenex towels and scotch - check. LOL. I hope everyone stays safe.

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    1. I suspect your cupboard would be filled with far more interesting fare!

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  2. Thanks Helen - we've got it under control. Thanks for the laughs too!

    Leann

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    1. I am still worried for you all. We are even getting wind warnings all the way inland as Kentucky! Hang on, y'all!

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  3. Bacon; everything is better with bacon, even Frankenstorms.

    Thanks so much for your kind offer btw; I'm still working on my question. BWAHAHAHA!

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    1. So true about bacon - can't wait to see what you come up with. I hope you don't stump Helen!

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  5. Bacon and paper towels are the most important staples! I hope it isn't as ugly as they are predicting.

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    1. Me too! They are really pumping up the concerns this morning. It's one of those things where you really hope they are wrong but then worry that if they are wrong people won't take them seriously when they are right.

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  6. Twinkies, twinkies are indestructible.

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    1. Maybe we should build storm shelters out of them!!

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    2. God Bless Richard Hudnet! And Bourbon...and, I love that those Bacon Towels don't even show the grease - AWESOME! Pulling for all our friends on the East Coast this morning - hang tight and stay safe...XOXO

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    3. I think we need a T shirt that says "God Bless Richard Hudnut and Bourbon!"

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    1. Make ya want to go back in time and order one, right?

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  8. Hoping everyone is safe, safe, safe! I pray we keep our power this time... ugh! Summer wasn't fun that week, yo!

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    1. Such big predictions - it makes us want to rush out and buy storm food all the way inland in Ky.

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  9. I think we all need this bit of humor right now, especially our friends and neighbors on the East coast! You brought a little light to an otherwise very dark situation. Thanks for that!!!

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    1. Awww, thanks for that.Grew up in Tornado Alley and learned young that you gotta be smart, you gotta be safe but you gotta be laughing or you would be scared all the time.

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  10. Hi Helen- I am back from my blogging break and see that you are your usual sassy self! Perfect- I love it- you are almost as bad as me- xo Diana

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    1. LOL - does than mean you have two flasks in your pocket?

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  11. I showed up cause I smelled bacon sizzling... then I read you are keeping it all to yourself... now my tummys growling and all I have to eat is some crappy white brand of paper towel.

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    1. You should know when you visit Helen it's alway sBVOB - bring your own bacon!

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  12. Bourbon and bacon. Isn't that our official state food?
    :)
    Laura

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    1. LOL - you want something delicious - coat thick cut bacon in bourbon smoked brown sugar and broil it - have someone there to catch you when you faint from the goodness.

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  13. Hope it will fizzle out and not cause too much wreckage.

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    1. Looks like it did fizzle up still caused a LOT Of damage and we are getting the winds whipping like crazy out here in Ky. Not too far from us - Blizzards!

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