Well, Loved Ones, I have waiting on my desk an important and thoughtful question about phone etiquette.
|By important you know she means something she is already just itching to complain about.|
But it will have to wait because some people around here seem to think that once you start a home improvement project you should actually stick with it and finish it instead of working until you are bored and leaving it half done for weeks. Sheesh, some people are so picky.
|Oh yeah, faking being pooped can get you out of spending time with your kids or pets but just try using it to get out of DIY stuff. You got time to faint, you got time to paint!|
But Helen is nothing if not flexible.
|I am in her underwater-bowling-yoga class. Trust me, Helen in NOT flexible.|
Okay, then how about this - Helen is prepared for any eventuality.
|Head dress, bikini, ice skates, Elvis Impersonator - yep, we're ready for anything!|
And has some fun stuff to
show off no, that was right, Helen is clearly
showing off and when you see what I’ve found the last couple of weeks you will
turn green with envy.
|Instead of turning green from eating your mother in law's cooking!|
I don’t even know where to start – with this?
|Recipe box and itty bitty travel iron. They just made me happy, probably because I neither cook nor iron, so they don't represent work to me!|
|Glove drying hangers. I mean, can a girl ever have too many of those?|
Or… what is this? A creamer with two tipsy gents?
|It makes Helen want to use it for cream when serving coffee to people with hangovers.|
Helen has no clue where to begin but she does have a big finish!
I cannot believe I found this –
|No, your eyes are not deceiving you. MINT condition 1957 Montgomery Ward Catalog.|
Green yet? Then my work is done. Actually, it’s only half done. UGH. If only it was 1957 and I had $89.50 a month
I’d be outta here so fast no one would ever catch me and make me finish what I started – unless it was my Margarita!