|You know Helen's motto - A penny for my thoughts. A grand for my silence.|
and that never leads to good things
But something has been weighing on her mind
|Gladen a heart, slim a figure, mess with the dial so the dope who gave it to you as a Christmas gift thinks he's gaining weight, then eat all his deserts.|
It's kind of a personal question, but you know that won't stop Helen from asking...
|No, not THAT. Though I may get back to that later, because Helen has been wondering what you were doing going to an Army Camp with a mini-suitcase as a purse.|
No, what Helen wants to know is: Do you... PEEK?
|Okay, I don't see the expert in this because that lady does NOT look like an expert in selecting uniform tomatoes in sanitary tubes. In fact, she looks like a hot tomato in her own right.|
Yes, you heard right. Helen wonders if you're the kind who tries to lift a flap on a package to see what is inside?
|We didn't even bother to wrap them, Harold. We knew you'd just peek but here's something you didn't see coming - it's the address of your new house. Take your bags and go.|
Do you tippy toe through the house in the middle of the night trying to find where your gifts are hidden?
|T'was weeks before Christmas and all through the house, someone was creeping, it's your nosy ol' spouse!|
Or maybe when you are at someone else's home for a seasonal soiree, you take a little looksie in the medicine cabinet to see if anyone in the house has an unspeakable itch or behind the couch to see if your hostess bothered to vaccuum back there?
|Do not look too closely at my apron curtains you'll see I didn't iron them!|
Promise to tell the truth, Loved Ones. Don't be sheepish.
|You do see the little sheep, right?|
You do, don't you? I thought so! That tells me what I wanted to know. Now Helen can tell you what you need to know.
You're not invited to my house for the holidays.
Just kidding. You're NEVER invited to Helen's house.
But that doesn't mean Helen doesn't still Love you!
Here's to the peekers
and the secret stuff seekers,
the high on the shelf snoopers,
the down under the sofa stoopers.
May you never run out curiosity
and if you find something good,
run to share it with me!
Joining Thrifty Things Friday!
and PINK SATURDAY