Can you believe Christmas Day is just a week away? I still have loads of gifts to buy, boxes to wrap. I haven’t baked a single cookie or nogged a single egg! I guess you know what it’s time to do, Loved Ones.
Time to visit
Auntie Helen’s Crapht Corner…
The season is here when so many of us want to
blow off the stuff we should be doing commemorate
the holiday with something special that no one else can (or would) make.
Sure to become a perennial favorite, feel free to sing along as we count down
The 12 Craphts of Christmas!
By the 12th day of Christmas this stuff was made by me:
12 Kitschy Kits
|Why is Santa on the phone on the potty cover?|
11th Hour Party Themes
|You're right, Betsy, all the chemicals in the air here DO make me feel extra Christmassy.|
10 Lousy gift choices
|Gifts that say Merry Christmas 365 days a year? -- If by Merry Christmas you mean - Where's my dinner, woman?|
9 whatever these are
|Painted clothes pins? Ornaments? Toys? What?|
8 tacky tea towels
|These are GUEST towels, Okay? I wouldn't go to this kind of trouble for FAMILY!|
7 Kinds of Cookies Crumbling
|Food in unnatural colors and loaded with sugar - now that's how you say - Merry Christmas and Let's Diet in the New Year.|
6 Stitchers B!#ching
|Mona lived in the shadows of the other girls all year long, but at the Christmas knit fest? She'd been bulking up with RHOVYL for months just for this moment to shine.|
5 Candle Rings
|You're not putting PLAIN candles on your Christmas table are you?|
4 Drunken Dials
|I don't care if you are the super-er-visor in charge of my buh('scuse me) b-ranch, you can kish my mish-letoe!|
3 Strange Plans
|Tell me more. Because I spent years dressing my own dolls as a child and never earned a cent. SOMEBODY OWES ME BIG TIME.|
2 Reindeer Romeos
|Heads the holiday hit parade? It's pipe cleaners in styrofoam. people. That must be one sorry parade.|
And butter sculpture...
made by me-e-E-E-e-EE!
|Yeah, I didn't really even try. Didn't you see the box? I can BUY butter sculptures.|
Make the most of you week, Loved Ones!
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