I've lost almost 10 pounds but still have 10 more to go. And Girl Scout Cookies are here. I LOVE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. How can I not let them destroy my diet?
Dear Loved but Hasn't Lost Enough Yet One,
Congrats on the weight loss! You've come this far and I can see why you don't want to risk gaining it back. The answer to your question is like Helen herself.
Yes. I mean, NO! Look, they say out of sight, out of mind, don't they?
|Heard it? We had it included in our wedding vows!|
So maybe the best way to deal with the temptation of Girl Scout Cookies is to get rid of them. Let Helen help. Mail all the boxes of cookies to Helen Hartman, at...
|Oh, like you weren't thinking of |
trying the same thing?
So just don't buy Girl Scout Cookies. Problem solv--
WHAT? You say Girl Scouts are adorable, their cause is a good one,
|And the cookies are delicious, |
unlike the other stuff you have in your pantry.
|She speaks 3 languages and can't say "NO" in any of them!|
Helen is one step ahead of you
|You're not looking at my behind, are you because if you make one joke about Helen needing to take her own cookie denying advice, I'll... I'll... Ill sit on you!|
If you can't resist a good cause then the Girl Scouts offer a program to donate GS cookies to the troops. How can you NOT do that?
|Better than using smokes to sell war bonds |
(ad 1951, not WWII, btw)
That's all I got. Three suggestions. Don't buy 'em. Buy 'em for a good cause. Huh? That's not three?
|Helen never was good at math, look at the size of her calculator!|
So stop asking so many questions. Helen can't answer you anyway - her mouth is full of Thin Mints.
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