|As Helen's nosy neighbor, I an attest to that!|
No Helen's plans go astray.
|Helen is always hygienically clean, even when dancing in her girdle and cone bra.|
As today when I was going to address a question about Mother's Day gifts by
ridiculing picking possibilities from my Montgomery Ward Spring Catalog -- the more I flipped through the pages the more I found to love.
|I was, indeed enchanted! Next time someone says Helen has gone to the dogs what I will hear is Helen is in her dressing room admiring her trash can and toilet brush cover.|
So let's hop in the Tempus Frigidarius (Helen's food stuffed time travelling appliance of delights)
|My Hubby treats me like a Queen - Behold the power of a freezer full of beef and beer!|
and check out a few things on my wish list.
|I don't think it's any coincidence that the gal in the $1.98 one is giving you a "My Montgomery Ward jammies ain't the only thing about me that's cheap and easy " look.|
|Guaranteed for 2 years? Anyone still seeing things like these while vintage thrifting?|
There you have it - a nice list of things to get Helen. Um, I mean your Mom. Of course if your Mom has a KINDLE - you can get her THE LAST BELLES (see link in the sidebar) if she loves sweet southern charm or Summer of Love for a sassy southern tale set in 1968.
Happy Pink Saturday - and HAPPY MOTHER's DAY!
|Me and MY MOM!|