|Like THIS expression for example. He does this every time I tell him how I've saved so much money by buying us stuff and I STILL have no idea what it means!|
Especially when it comes to giving you ideas about what he'd like for Father's Day.
|Fat chance! That kind of thing was how he BECAME a father. (What? You thought Helen was going to make a joke about seamen, didn't you? Honestly, would Helen do THAT? Obviously not if she couldn't THINK of a joke like that!)|
So here is a very short list of Dad's day Dos and Don'ts to help you out.
Do think about things to make his life easier.
|Billy considered getting Dad an automatic garage door opener. Did I say Billy? I meant TOO LAZY To LIFT A FINGER TO HELP DAD OUT Billy.|
But as many a Dad will warn you: Don't fix what ain't broke.
|Dad didn't need a garage door opener - he MARRIED one! And she cooks, too!|
Do consider how you can make the many chores he does around the house more pleasant.
|For instance, by staying out of his way! Here's a cool tip - stay indoors drinking Long Island Iced Teas with the girls. Like the sign says, hardwaremen don't need your help for anything, they want to be independent!|
|"By Golly, lawn mowing is a lot more fun since every time I complete a lap around the yard the Mrs. stands at the window and flashes me!"|
Dads don't ask for much. Just to be treated like he's larger than life one day a year.
|4.95? For a giant poster of us canoodling? Are you kidding me? I got a perfectly good photo of us right here and it don't keep me awake staring down on me reminding me what a spendthrift I married!|
Happy Father's Day!