I know who gets knocked off. There are only so many people who can be the victim in a book I'm currently calling How To Murder a Millionaire.
|As Opposed to How to Murder A Woman Who Deserves a Crown - trying to narrow that down would be a real pickle.|
At this point everyone, even Helen, may be the perpetrator.
|Helen? Oh, Please, that's just sour grapes... um, pickles... talking. Helen doesn't commit crimes, except of fashion.|
|Just don't blame the dog, like you do for your other... indiscretions... Helen.|